Welcome to ELWOOD'S CLUB!


Established on April 7, 2015

Hello, I am nine years old and I just graduated from the 3rd grade.  I really like to read and I enjoy computer games.  Some of my friends say I have two brains...

I plan to add a photo Gallery of my family and other funny people or things.


      If I Were President

      If I were President of the United States
      I'd cancel peanut butter,
      violent movies, school,
      crayons, and also nasty little dogs.

      If I were President of the United States
      There'd be pet dragons,
      time machines, and
      3 dollar bills.

      If I were President of the United States
      You wouldn't have diseases.
      You wouldn't have droughts.
      You wouldn't have nightmares.
      Or "EEEK! a spider!"
      You wouldn't even have spiders.

      If I were President of the United States
      A crocodile with a collar would
      be a pet.
      All turtles would be rainbow colors,
      And a person who sometimes forgot
      to go to the bathroom,
      And sometimes forgot to remember,
      Would still be allowed to be
      President of the United States.







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